Crazy Comms

Player Details:

• Main Role: Chaser
• Platform: PC (M&K)
• Region: Europe

Quotes:

"I'm not goated until I hit a one timer off the floor, onto the ceiling, back to the floor, back to the ceiling, off the wall and into the goal like Shony does." — Prophecy

"Shony is a god king, he genjutsu’s the enemy chasers with his sharingan, does 7 backflips and breaks the bad guys neck. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah and he scores at the end." — Malikosis

"Shony is known for his bounce shots and absolutely insane approaches. He is a very, very unique flyer, it's really hard to steal the ball away from him, and he is a distinct threat that you cannot ignore." — Sh0kkey, while casting the MSA Finals

Obviously with the tenacity of Shony being a little extra aggressive, obviously he is someone that you wanna point out where he could be at all times." — Flyrish, while casting the MSA Finals

Additional Notes:

Top #1 competitive Chaser according to fanmade tierlists and match results. Well known as the BounceGod, CEO of Bounceshots, Shot Scientist, and Innovator since I am the most creative Chaser. I’ve invented multiple trick shots and absurd angles. Originator of the Shony Shovel Shot as well. Started 1 month after QC released. I haven't touched grass since.

With the variety of my shotlist I'm considered one of the most unpredictable shooters.

Through my experience in other competitive games such as Rocket League as a former amateur player, I was also able to bring a good overview and understanding of the game and was therefore also strongly represented in terms of priorities, positioning and rotations.

Quidditch Competitive Achievements:

• 🏆 LEAGUE7 Season 01 World Champion
• 🏆 1st MSA Season Champion
• 🏆 #1 Chaser / Most Creative Chaser
• 🎯 Inventor of the Shony Shovel Shot
• 🧠 Pioneer of multiple Bounce/Trick Shots

Player Details:

• Main Role: Beater
• Platform: PC (Controller)
• Region: North America

Additional Notes:

• 🏆 Makoon – "The Pitbull"
• 🏆 #1 Beater in Quidditch Champions

When chaos breaks loose and Bludgers are flying, there's only one name opponents don’t want to see on the opposing team: Makoon. Known across the scene as "The Pitbull," Makoon brings an unmatched intensity and precision to the Beater role, dominating tournaments with cold-blooded efficiency and next-level reads.

With a resume that speaks for itself, Makoon has carved out a legacy as the undisputed top Beater in Quidditch Champions:

• 🥇 5v5 Dream Tourney Winner
• 🥇 2v2 Champion & L7 Season 1 Title Holder
• 🥇 Beater 1v1 Tourney Champ & MSA S1 Victor
• 💥 Core member of the #1 squad, Crazy Comms
• 🐾 2 years of Double Claw dominance
• 💰 $515 earned and climbing

Makoon’s style blends relentless pressure with surgical control — and when he's on the pitch, you're playing on his terms. Whether it’s locking down the seeker, disrupting enemy Chasers, or taking out opposing beaters, The Pitbull bites hard and never lets go.

Player Details:

• Main Role: Keeper
• Platform: PC (M&K)
• Region: Europe

Quotes:

"Tux is my personal GOAT" — UrBoiSkinnyHP

Additional Notes:

Top 1 Keeper according to Tierlist and match results. Started on official game release and has been consistently playing since then. Invented holding and double hero kick meta. Coached a lot of players and some teams on the way.

Competitive Achievements

• 🏆 Winner – 5v5 Dream League Tournament
• 🏆 1st MSA Season Champion
• 🏆 #1 Keeper
• 🏆 Winner - 2vs2 Winford Seeker/Beater Cup
• 🏆 Winner - Seeker time trial
• 🥈Second - 2vs2 Winford Keeper/Beater Cup
• 🎯 World first Trickshot save
• 🧠 Discovered/Leaked Hero kick saving and double hero kick

Off the Field

• Former Sea of Thieves and R6 comp player.
• Studying IT

Player Details:

• Main Role: Chaser
• Platform: Xbox (Controller)
• Region: North America

Quotes:

“How are you doing that?” — Banthanor

“Carddi and his nightmare shot.” — Timebomb

“Why are you so mean to me, Carddi?” — Naty

“hm” — Tux

Additional Notes:

Top #5 competitive Chasers, evidence withstanding. Known for religiously using the Cleansweep broom. The elusive Keeper Killer. The catalyst of Midfield scoring, and punishing Keepers without a Hero Kick. Scoring 70 and diffing the Seeker is the only goal. Started day one of QC release, and have refused to go outside since then.

Quidditch Competitive Achievements:

• 🏆 League7 Season 01 World Champion
• 🏆 Being Better

More Quotes:

“Get away from my hoops.” — Lina

“I almost had it.” — Shade

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do.” — Sh0kkey

Player Details:

• Main Role: Beater (Field Control)
• Platform: PC (M&K)
• Region: North America

Additional Notes:

Top Beater from May 2023, throughout every playtest. Unofficially the best place to watch quidditch on my twitch (twitch.tv/RealCypris). Went undefeated in games played during the Season 1 NEWTs (Playoffs). Known to be the beater that manipulates the Quaffle the most, along with being the Crazy Comms PR Manager due to my common sense, logic-based ideologies and way with words.

Achievements:

• 🏆 Winner – Season 1 NEWTs
• 🏆 Averaged 60 Viewers each time I casted matches live
• 🤖 Creator of QC Stats Discord Bot

**Lihsir **

Player Details:

• Main Role: Seeker
• Platform: PlayStation 5 (Controller)
• Region: Europe
• Number: Irrelevant (To fast to be seen anyways)

Additional Notes:

Biography

Lihsir originally started on Team Unown as Keeper but unfortunately the Seeker for Crazy Comms left and joined a different team. That’s where the strategic acquisition phase of LEAGUE7 S1 started with Lihsir being the first and absolutely not the last in the League to be acquired by Crazy Comms.

Lihsir was originally a Keeper main but got bored being AFK in the hoops so he decided to start chasing snitches instead. Lihsir specializes in staying alive and catching snitch after snitch.

With Makoon the pitbull and the great Cypris on his side the snitches are more than free even against other top Seekers.

Player Details:

• Main Role: Keeper
• Platform: PC (M&K)
• Region: North America

Additional Notes:

A new entry to any form of competitive play, this keeper made a rather silent climb up the player ranks.

Biography

CountTails has been playing games ever since the age of classic Nintendo handhelds like the GBA and DS systems. A heavy interest in emerging computing technology kept this player interested in all types of games. When real-time competitive and collaborative games became a reality, CountTails was excited to try this new way to experience gameplay. Initial experiences with technology, however, were rather unsettling, and a preference for single-player or PvE games arose.

A rinse-and-repeat cycle began with completing story mode on games and perhaps a little achievement hunting before moving on to the next title. It wouldn't be until the first year of college that CountTails would try to play another online game. The sudden change came from an elective class that required gameplay with specific titles to understand the course material and pass the class.

Despite the more recent online gaming experiences required by college coursework, there was no continued play of those games after the course concluded. CountTails continued playing single-player games. That is, until one particular game, known as Hogwarts Legacy, displayed an ad for an upcoming quidditch game.

Internal reservations made it challenging to try the multiplayer aspect of Quidditch Champions. It would not be until the Halloween in-game event that CountTails exhausted the single-player aspects and dove head-first into multiplayer mode. It was quite a surprise to discover a small yet welcoming and helpful community that rewrote previous perceptions of online games.

Achievements

• Season 1 Champion (March, 2025)
• #2 ranked keeper by MMR (March, 2025)

Off the field

When not playing Quidditch Champions, CountTails continues to explore single-player games and has even been looking into retro-style game emulation. The undergraduate studies mentioned in the bio section have concluded and progressed to the graduate level.

Fun Fact

The in-game name CountTails comes from a solution given to an in-class programming assignment for an introductory course. It is simply the name of the solution function that passed an automatic test suite. The name stuck because it was the first solution presented that managed to pass all automated checks in front of a live audience. A replica of the snippet is visible at the end of this page.

function countTails(n) {
  let tailCount = 0; // Initialize the count of tails
  for (let i = 0; i < n; i++) {
    // Simulate a coin flip: Math.random() returns a value between 0 and 1
    // If it's less than 0.5, it's heads (0), otherwise tails (1)
    if (Math.random() >= 0.5) {
    tailCount++; // Increment the count if it's tails
    }
  }
  return tailCount; // Return the total number of tails
}

**Prophecy **

Player Details:

• Main Role: Chaser (Defensive)
• Platform: PC (M&K), formerly Controller
• Region: North America

Additional Notes:

Recognized by top players like UrBoiSkinnyHP as the best defensive chaser in the game. A veteran of every beta phase, he clocked in hundreds of hours pre-release on controller, before seamlessly transitioning to mouse and keyboard post-launch. He also achieved the first-ever goal from behind the hoops, making history in the game’s meta.

Competitive Achievements:

• 🏆 Winner – 5v5 Dream League Tournament (Prize: $500 Total / $100 Individual Cut)
• 🥇 #1 World Records – PvE Speedruns (Hogwarts Day - 14m 30s)
• 🎯 World First: Goal from Behind the Hoops
• 🧠 Discovered/Leaked the Proph Shot
• 🎮 Former Fortnite Pro - Competed at high level; aged out of eligibility during early comp era (old)

• Main Role: Chaser
• Region: Europe
• Era: Seasons 1 & 2
• Signature Move: The “Jesus Shot”

Additional Notes:

Known across the league for redefining long-range offensive play, Neoboller introduced the Jesus Shot — a jaw-dropping, bouncing of the ceiling sniper goal that left keepers and chasers alike frozen in awe. Opponents feared it, teammates relied on it, and the game would never be the same.

Though his Season 1 run was brief, Neoboller made his presence felt immediately. His precision passing, unshakable confidence, and knack for creating space became the blueprint for future Crazy Comms offensive schemes.

Returning in the second season, Neoboller’s leadership and in-game creativity helped push Crazy Comms over the top. His chemistry with fellow chasers, combined with his ability to turn momentum with a single possession, made him a nightmare for defenses and a key factor in the team’s title-winning run.

Neoboller’s influence goes beyond the stat sheet. He’s remembered as an innovator — a player who brought style and flair without sacrificing efficiency. The Jesus Shot remains part of the Crazy Comms playbook to this day, a testament to his skill and creativity.

On and off the pitch, Neoboller embodied the spirit of Quidditch Champions: play hard, play smart, and make the game beautiful.

Quotes:

"Every time he lined up the Jesus Shot, you just knew it was going in. Neo didn’t just score goals — he gave us belief." — Tux